Amuse your Friends and get the Girls with These Funny Pick up Lines

Have you ever heard funny pick up lines? I know I have. Now the only time a guy can really use a funny pick up line on a girl is if it is a nice pick up line. A lot of these lines are mean or have a lot of sexual innuendo. Not the kind of pick up line that you should use if you are actually trying to pick up a girl.

Here are some amuzing pick up lines, which you definately shouldn’t use to pick up woman. Warning!!! These pick up lines will offend a female so it is best to keep these to yourselves, or share them with your friends but, whatever you do, don’t say them to a girl if you are interested in dating her.

“I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”

Man - Excuse me, want to dance?

Woman - “NO”

Man - Maybe you didn’t hear me...I said you look really fat in those pants.

Man - Fat Penguin!

Woman - What?

Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Man - Do you like to dance?

Woman - Yes!

Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

“Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.”

Like I said, I definitely don’t recommend any of these pick up lines to get a girl. Although they might impress your friends, you will more than likely end up getting a slap. If you are trying to impress a girl I suggest you use nice and funny pick up lines. If you don’t know any of your own then you can try some of these funny pick up lines.

“Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn’t it?”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you have got fine written all over you.”

Man - Sorry but you owe me a drink

Woman - Why?

Man - I looked at you and dropped mine.

“Your name must be Visa, because you are everywhere I want to be.”

“You are so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.”

So there you have it, funny pick up lines that you can amuse your friends with and maybe even get a girls phone number on two.

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